There's a new diet which let's you eat anything, but you have to restrict yourself to 85 bites a day!
I counted the number of bites I had for dinner tonight and it came to over 30, and it was a small meal. Holy Shit! I'd starve with this regime. But then I thought about it, and realised that if I skipped breakfast tomorrow morning, I could buy a big bar of Toblerone and eat that until lunchtime!!