I'm starting a new occasional category - Dickheads on the Train.
And first off, are people who use laptops on the train. If I see one more dickhead looking busy on their laptop, even though they've only typed 3 lines in 20 minutes, then I will whip out my Tablet and really sock it to those Dell/IBM dickheads.
Secondly, is it just more, or are most iPod users dickheads for owning something you can't hang or clip on to anything. It's so cool you have to put it in your pocket. Dickheads!