Well it will be the end of the world if this is allowed to happen.
Russian sues NASA for comet upset
Yes, that's right, an astrologer is suing NASA for sending the probe into Comet Tempel 1, claiming the impact could alter the orbit of the comet, and better still,
So Ms Marina's claims to be experiencing "a moral trauma" - which only a payment of $300m (252m euros; £170m) can put right.
I can feel $100m worth of trauma coming on just from reading the article!