Ahhhh Engrish

For over a year now, I've wanted to bring you the joy of the Fujitsu corporate song and lyrics. And now I can.....Ahhhh Fujitsu!.
Please Please have a read of the lyrics on the link above and click on the Audio link at zdnet to listen to the song. It's one of the funniest (and perhaps most sinister!) songs ever written. It helps of course if you have ever worked for Fujitsu/ICL or other parts of this great company, to wallow in the bitter irony.

Let's make a bond, from heart to heart, throughout the human race. An unseen power, now in our grasp, can even conquer space. We want to find a new harmony, Both in work and play, We'll share the fresh things we discover now, Building a new day.

Chorus:
Ahhhhh Fujitsuuuuuu, GIVES A JOY WITH EVERY NEW DAY!

The weirdness of the song becomes clearer at Engrish.com, which explains how these corporate cultural translation disasters come about!!

p.s The song is so addictive and sinister, that for a while last year, the family used to gather round the PC and dance around my home office with 1 year old daughter in tow, to the Fujitsu Song! We've moved on since then, but it took a while.