I implore you to read Scott Adam's Dilbert Blog. It's by far the best and funniest blog around, and the comments as well (except for the idiots who don't get it, and take it all too seriously). Any world problem no matter how big or small can be solved by the Dilbert Blog.
Today we have Purse Pliers for men who don't want to be seen (or infected) by their wife's purse. Brilliant!!
As you know, there is no way to hold a purse in a manly fashion. After sixty seconds of transporting a designer bag full of Tampons and lipstick, your testosterone will be so low that you’ll be playing field hockey and lactating.........
....That’s why I invented the PursePliers ™. They are exactly like regular pliers, but you carry them in your back pocket in all times in case you are asked to hold a woman’s purse. When you hear the call, “Honey, would you grab my purse?” you whip out the pliers and use them to safely transport the purse and its wuss cooties.
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